Now, my last post was a list of why I should have been born
a man. I should clarify that I do not in any form or fashion wish I were I guy.
The following are my top reasons why being a girl is awesome.
1) Emotions are so much fun.
2) I can totally pee while standing up, if done right. Though, hovering and DNA have really given me great calf muscles/
3) No guy could get away with an over-the-shoulder Coach satchel. NO GUY
4) Periods suck but I don't know one single man who has gotten out of class or work because their was a party in their panties and their Pikachu was losing.
5) Flip flops.
6) Bikinis.
7) Peach Margaritas.
8) Girls rule boys drool.
My favorite part: their pikachu was losing
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